Now you needn't go to your local headshop for duff magical oil - we will give you a bottle for free!
It's true! Claim a bottle of Duff magical oil B999 (nominally .99p per 10cc phial ) FREE when you order any of our Genuine Traditional Ritual oils and Magical Oils range.
Duff Magical Oil is just like the duff oil you can get locally from the growing number of outfits who sell rubbish down to a price. Our Duff Oil B999 is actually based on a recipe from a well-known Witchy-headshop chain who sell it for £4.97. Of course, making Duff oil is very simple and cheap. So cheap that we can undercut other duff suppliers by nearly 80%! Any fool can make duff oil - it's the genuine stuff you see on this page that takes years of experience and skill. Duff Magical Oil is for people who have not yet experienced the real thing and who do not yet understand the difference between sought-after S.A. concoctions (That is; genuine magical products which initiates have been hand-blending for over 30 years using ancient formulae and secret techniques which include highly expensive rare and exotic raw materials the others can't get and which are magically corresponded to the vibrational ray of the godform or rite being undertaken) and the synthetic rubbish made by pretenders who think people who want magical oil will be too stupid to know if they are given duff and so just go for the cheapest. As Oscar Wilde said,
'some people know the price of everything and the value of nothing'.
Thus by getting a bottle of Duff Oil from us along with a genuine ritual oil from our range you will see the difference immediately and could actually be saving a fortune and improving your magic no end through learning just how appallingly useless and magically inert duff oil can be when compared to the real genuine ritual oils and oils we offer.
Then you won't have to stand quietly by whilst a duff oil purveyor is telling a newbie that magical oils are 'all the same' , or that what they offer is 'just like the stuff sold at the S.A.' or floats other lies such as 'our oil manufacturer gets their materials from the same place as the S.A.' and whatever other duplicities exist in their armoury of deceit; because having experienced the difference you'll know the truth. You'll know that duff oil is thinner, weaker, diluted, single aromatic, synthetic rubbish with a fancy label designed to fool you into thinking it has some connection with the traditional formulae initiates have used for centuries.
To obtain your sample pack of Duff Oil B999 clip this coupon, add your name and address and include four 30p stamps to cover postage of the sample OR, order your genuine magical oil and oils from the list alongside and claim a free trial pack of Duff Oil when you order.
Then you'll see without question why S.A. magical oils are naturally more expensive than those of the duff oil sellers and why spending £15.97 for a proper ritual oil is the best indication you can get of the genuine item. What's the point in crippling your own magic by using anything less?
Offer limited to one free bottle of Duff per household.
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